Speaking of restaurant conversation, I was told by my friend Justin this past Saturday that he once worked at a restaurant and was troubled to see a mysterious, abandoned suitcase sitting behind the place for days. Finally, with some small amount of fear, he sent a subordinate to open the suitcase and see what was inside. His subordinate came back inside, visibly baffled. The contents? Corn. Many ears of corn, as well as a bag of kernels removed from the cob.
I assure this terrifying tale is not an April Fool’s joke, nor in fact will anything in my April 1 entry be, but that entry will touch on Obama again, as he is part of the subject matter of our next Debate at Lolita Bar (coming up April 7).