(h/t for a couple items below to Frank Pohole and Gina
Duclayan, who can in no way be blamed.)
I have sometimes sparred with feminists online, but then I
disagree with nearly every identifiable philosophical faction to some extent,
so I don’t want the feminists to think that they’re special.
Or rather: here are sixteen sweet, fairly supportive (and
completely true) thoughts in honor of International Women’s Day, including,
toward the end, the briefest and most civil possible statement of why I think
most formulations of feminism will always be at odds with libertarianism
(despite the best reconciliation efforts of the so-called liberal-tarians, such
as Sarah Skwire, who recently threw normal libertarians under the bus yet again
by suggesting we’re not angry enough
about rape...and I’m not at all sure how she’s gauging that, but both she and a
Canadian leftist philosophy professor I know should rest assured that
libertarians are completely opposed to the initiation of any form of assault –
that’s our thing).
1. Coincidentally, a Rwanda-dwelling libertarian
acquaintance doing development work lamented online this very week that unpaved roads combined with a lack of sports
bras is one of the most challenging parts of development (in some sense of
that word).
I’m not sure exactly what she’s doing there, by the way, but
presumably it’s evil, since we all know laissez-faire capitalists hate blacks
and poor people. She’s probably selling
the rich tickets to watch the next genocidal massacre. Q.E.D.

2. I have had sex in an apartment that faces Gloria
Steinem’s windows, but I did not charge her a dime for anything she may have
seen.
She started out as a comedy writer
(also true), and it’s only fitting she be entertained in return once in a
while.
3. Men should always remember that women often find our
whole half of the human race sort of frightening – and are also often
frightened to say so – and you can’t entirely blame them after seeing things
like
the epic new trailer
for
Hangover III.
But it’s still epic.
4. One of the difficulties of addressing feminist topics is
of course that roughly 50-100% of human activities are somehow implicated, and
there’s rarely been a greater opportunity for cherry-picking and anecdotal
reasoning.
Thus, if feminists sense a doubter, they can always claim
the doubter is dwelling on the wrong, frivolous topics while everything they
say should be treated with the reverence due discussions of mass rapes and
child soldiers, even if the feminists didn’t really provide specifics and
seemed a moment earlier merely to be complaining that a swanky nightclub
downtown needs another unisex restroom.
You are thus never more than an abrupt topic-change away
from being declared an insensitive bastard when dealing with feminists, no
matter how well-intentioned you may be.
And they have no short-term incentive to make things easier on you.

Things are only getting more difficult on this front with
each passing day, as the boom in media – and its diversification – means that
nearly every human utterance (on any topic, not just feminism) now has fifty
dissimilar audiences, some just hoping for a
Family Guy reference, others deciding whether to leave an abusive
boyfriend, and still others hoping not to be killed by Chechen terrorists.
It’s never been more difficult to keep everyone happy,
though we utilitarians honestly try, in part by guessing who’s most likely
listening and why.
Nonetheless, the case for feminism undeniably looks strong
when you see some of the manifestly-patriarchal things going on under Islam or
those unpunished rapes in comparatively civil India (by contrast, and this is
partly a semantic issue, I don’t have too much patience for people claiming, as
if it requires any heroic exertion on their part, that ardent feminism is
needed
now in the U.S. to compensate
for immense wrongs done to people living in
the
past – individualists should know it’s dangerous to claim ethics works in
this collectivist way and quite often more self-congratulatory than
problem-solving; further, patriarchal wrongs don’t change the fact that the
West already has coercive feminist laws in place and is likely to impose more,
such as
the
EU’s potential ban on all forms of porn – so much for the days of the
uninhibited Continentals and all that).
5. Troubling and closer to home are recent reports (the
details of which I don’t pretend to know) that rape is commonplace in the U.S.
military and that superior officers are all too frequently harassers themselves
and thus not helpful.
I often suspect the feminists’ first impulse about something
like this is to claim that if (A) this is occurring and (B) libertarians exist,
then (C) libertarians must be heartless, possibly even pro-rape monsters who
don’t care about real violence or finding solutions to it, to which I can only
say: Which other significant political faction wants to abolish standing armies
altogether?
Or rather: feminists want to solve all subsidiary problems
by tackling the vast, vague problem of relations between the sexes. Libertarians suggest