You may by now have heard the story of the Jet Blue flight attendant at a New York airport who, after being bumped on the head by luggage, unleashed an angry tirade on the P.A. system, said he was leaving the job after decades, grabbed a beer
, and exited the plane down an emergency slide, causing helicopters and police to appear, apprehending him. If a stylish exit is a crime, surely he is guilty.
You forgot the excellent detail that when he was later arrested at his house after the slide-exit, he was in the middle of having sex.
At which point he presumably made another slide-exit.
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