“American Torn, Like a Tiny Fetus” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

The U.S. is actually pretty moderate and uncertain on abortion, which I argue in today’s column contributes to its queasiness over Planned Parenthood revelations.

“The Lion in Twitter” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

There’s something odd about the anti-lion-hunter outrage when it evokes tears from Jimmy Kimmel, who encourages stealing candy from children, as I write today.

“Disputed Border Between Sanders and Trump” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Bernie Sanders calls immigration a free-market scheme, and I heartily agree.

“Gay Swedish Right-Wing Freedom March” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Perhaps we can all learn from tomorrow’s gay right-wing Muslim-baiting march in Sweden, I write.

“Trump as Reform Candidate” by Todd Seavey from SpliceToday

Trump seems sort of populist, like the weird minor party he flirted with in 2000, I write.

“Asswar, Racewar: Nicki Minaj vs. Taylor Swift” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

I write of the celebrity butt-battle that almost became something larger and uglier.

“Trans vs. Tolerant” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

The trans movement can get a bit ugly and weird, even in the eyes of sympathizers, I write.

“Marriage Evolves (on Another Planet)” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Unlike Shikha Dalmia, I still think the end goal should be completely privatizing marriage and letting countless types of contracts bloom, I write.

“Wrong Time to Pummel Trump and Gawker” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

McCain seems as if he should be fair game for Trump, and a member of the media-government-corporate elite is probably fair game for Gawker, I write.

“A Republic, Not a Galactic Empire” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Privatize outer space, I say in today’s column.

“Will the Syndicalists Like the Fascists?” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

A Nation writer hoped for syndicalism in Greece, the left there praises national autonomy and resistance to Europe, and everyone pretends they don’t sound like the communitarian neo-fascists of Golden Dawn in the process, I write.

“The War of Hispanic Secession” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

A little residual respect for the Confederate Flag and what it represents could help Mexicans, I write.

“Jade Helm 15, Day 1” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

A little paranoia about things like today’s big military operation in the Southwest may be healthy, I write.

“Are You Ready for Hackneyed?” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Hillary’s criticism of Uber is uttered, aptly, at a college for century-old Marxist ideas, I write.

“Ant-Man vs. Human Centipede” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Government stitches people together, like a mad German scientist, I write.