“Abortion and Population Control” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

People extrapolate wildly from one armed nut and ignore controls on vast swaths of the population, I write in today’s column.

“Cruz vs. Rubio: A Saner Fight” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

If Trump falters and Carson falls, we will be welcomed home into the old neoconservative vs. libertarian fight, coalescing perhaps around Rubio and Cruz, I write.

“Thankful for Science and Capitalism” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

I hope you spent Thanksgiving thankful for science and capitalism, the real sources of happiness and prosperity, as I write.

“Not Too Thankful, Turkey” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

If Turkey starts WWIII, will the left keep talking about Assad and the right whining that the left needs to do even more of the same, I ask in today’s column?

“Macri Economics an Anarcho-Capitalist Win” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Argentina’s new, market-leaning president beats the old one, Kirchner, with her slams against “anarcho-capitalism,” I write on SpliceToday.

“10 Revisionist History Targets” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

In today’s column, I endorse disliking Woodrow Wilson and urge adding FDR, populism, Pilgrims, and much more to the revisionist list.

“Gygax or Goebbels?” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Our most morally valuable current film franchise may be Hunger Games, assuming you don’t watch it as if it’s football or Dungeons & Dragons, I write on Splice Today.

“10 Doomed Places” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

The EU, the U.S., Vermont, Catalonia, the sea, Amherst, North Korea, and more -- each in its own way doomed, as I write on SpliceToday.

“‘Force Awakens’ Awakens Fear” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

I write in today’s column that we have plenty of reason to fear what J.J. Abrams might do to Star Wars for the simple reason that we’ve already seen what he did to Star Trek.

“Limits of Laughter” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Twenty years later, as I write in today’s column, this snarky world still contains Laura Ingraham, Bill Maher, and South Park.

“List of Allies Grows Thin” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

I write in today’s column of my general fear that all the likely responses to terror incidents, in all directions, are wrong.

“Race to the Bottom” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Compassion and our shared humanity demand that we consider the possibility many leftist and anti-racist activists are just jerks, I write on SpliceToday.

“Professor Click and Her Minions” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

How overtly villainous do an evil media studies prof and her violent thug protestor-henchmen have to be before the left notices it has deeper problems, I ask in today’s column?

“Factions All the Way Down” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

I write that even if the huge GOP field is whittled down to a half-dozen, we may still have irreconcilable factions.

“Gitmo for Your Money” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Maybe we could solve several problems at once by ceding colleges to radicals and former Gitmo internees and getting everyone else the hell out of those places, I write today.

“12 Months to Go, 12 Thoughts” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

I write of how slim the odds of good things happening seem one year prior to the election, at least for those of us who like Gary Johnson, Rand Paul, and maybe in a pinch Ted Cruz.

“From the Mouths of Bebes” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

That video of kids swearing at Trump is only the latest weird use of kids by the left, I write.

“Remember, Remember” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

...the Fifth of November, via my column full of anarchist-friendly thoughts on Alan Moore (again), Donald Trump, Ayn Rand, Ted Cruz, and more.

Bond, Moore, Lovecraft, and Swift

Alan Moore is too p.c. to love Tom Swift yet loves Lovecraft, while James Bond and Spike Lee may be the new moderates, I write.

“Less Lessig, More Clinton” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

The Democratic Party crushes a democratic candidate, I write in today’s column.

“Star Wars vs. Neocons” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

I write of Jonathan Last, William Kristol, and most egregiously Sonny Bunch all now endorsing the Empire in Star Wars.