“Trump as Boehner/McConnell-Slayer” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

If the Republicans are rebelling against their leadership, it may be because a certain someone reminded them how angry their constituents are, I write.

“Mars Needs Nukes” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

If Mars has running water, it’s more important than ever to figure out if it has life, so Elon Musk can drop nuclear weapons on the planet and save the human race, I write today.

Bloomberg as “Moderate” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Michael Bloomberg is one more megalomaniacal potential presidential candidate we don’t need, I write.

“Black National Comic Book Day” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Ta-Nahesi Coates will write a Black Panther comic book, and it’s just one part of the comics industry’s ongoing effort to be p.c., I write in today’s column.

“Is the Pope Catholic?” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

As the Pope reaches NYC, many of us here ask, as I do in today’s column, why not ditch all religions and government to boot?

“10 Empathy Tests: Rats, Pigs, Jews, Fetuses” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Sociopaths bad, empaths good -- though as I write today, sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.

“Reagan Idolization Is Fine with Me” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Those conservatives who say it’s time to leave Reagan-idolizing behind scare me more than Reagan, I write in today’s column.

“Assault, Theft, and Fraud” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

A Marco Rubio campaign head punches a Rand Paul campaign head, a Fortune writer contemplates robbing an Apple store, and Ahmed is lauded for building a clock, and I think it’s all wrong, I write.

“Vow: If Not Rand Paul, Gary Johnson” by Todd Seavey at SpliceToday

As it was four years ago, I vow to bolt to the LP if the GOP doesn’t do the right thing, in today’s column.

“A Slightly Less-Trumpy Debate” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Trump’s act can’t last forever -- can it? -- and so I look for glimmers of sanity from Rand Paul and, yes, Pataki in my column today.

“No, Really, What Is the SJW Endgame?” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

What do the p.c. envision as society’s final form, I ask today.

“When You’re Ready to Have a Serious Conversation...” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

...about Jade Helm, they have your e-mail address, I warn in today’s column.

“Skin and Genitals” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Maybe race and sex are just dumb topics whether people say right-wing or left-wing things, I muse in today’s column.

“Migrant Non-Workers” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Whether your migrant crisis is in the EU or the U.S., born of Syria or Mexico, the easiest solution, I write in today’s column, is to just let them get to work.

“Axis of Convenience” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Do more about jihadists in Iraq and Syria, some urge, but the U.S. had done plenty, I write in today’s column, such as frequently encouraging jihadists -- for decades.

“Trump vs. Carson: Dawn of...Something” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

As I write, my parents are among many who like Trump and Carson more than the rest of the GOP pack, so I asked them why.

“Bush on Colbert” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Both Bush and Colbert seem like quiet, polite, possibly irrelevant fellows from before the Trump Era, I write on the day of their big TV meet-up.

“Hapless Labor Day” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

You can understand the left feeling as if even Labor Day is a lame, not-too-leftist substitute, I write in today's column. 

“Imagine a Cruz Coalition” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

The non-Trump people need to rally around someone -- and in today’s column I (somewhat reluctantly) ask: might Ted Cruz be just the man to heal the nation’s wounds?

“Many Lives Matter” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

The left keeps adding new subcategories of human beings to its grand coalition but might want to just summon the courage to say “all lives” at some point, as I write.

“Vox vs. Voices” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

Sadly, as I write today, Vox tried to start a series of controversial arguments but then decided they might be too controversial.

“National Stasi Agency” by Todd Seavey on SpliceToday

William F. Buckley was skeptical of the Iraq War and East German-style surveillance, and Rand Paul seems nearly the only major-party candidate echoing such sentiments, I write.